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May 24, 2011

True Interesting Story - Dr. Vijay Mallya

An Indian man walks into the New York City bank and asks for the loan officer.

He tells the Loan Officer that he was going to India for some business for 2 weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.





The Loan Officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan.

So the Indian man hands over the keys and the documents of the new Ferrari car parked on the street in front of the bank.

The loan officer consults the president of the bank, produces all the required items and everything check out to be OK.

The loan officer agrees to accept the car as a security for the loan.

The bank president and the Loan Officer had a good laugh at the Indian for keeping a $750,000 Ferrari as a security and taking only $5,000 has a loan.

An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the banks underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later the Indian returns and pays $5000 and the interest which comes to it $15.41.

Seeing this, loan officer says,
“Sir, we are very happy to have your business and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.While you are away, we checked you out and Found out that you were a multi millionaire.

What puzzled us was why would you bother to borrow $5000?”

The Indian replies
"Where else in the New York City can I park my car for 2 weeks and for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return".This is a true incident and the Indian is none other than Dr. Vijay Mallya......

30 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dude Dr.Mallya might sue you for tagging him on a false story :P
Its a old story from some management book :)
http://www.fortunewatch.com/how-a-millionaires-brain-works/
http://currents.michaelsampson.net/2011/02/cheap-parking-in-new-york.html
http://www.realtynotebid.com/blog/2011/06/a-loan-story/

Anonymous said...

What bu****it? It is a very old joke/story.. much older than mallya's business

Anonymous said...

Y wud a multi.millionaire think ovr such a petite issue??
Nonsense

ankit bhatnagar said...

can any one tell me what is the aim og vijay malaya for this

Unknown said...

he thinks different that is why he is a multi- millionare..

Anonymous said...

he is cheap :P....dat's y he can't afford a house in NY but a ferrarri?? hahahaha

Amitabha Sen said...

Its left with the bank for safe keeping.

Dr Dev said...

One needs to be dumb to believe this story

Dr Dev said...

One needs to be dumb to believe this story

KritiKurt said...

All u indians are so stupid u beleive everything u hear. Really stupid country. The only thing you are good at is rape. Stupid indians

KritiKurt said...

All u indians are so stupid u beleive everything u hear. Really stupid country. The only thing you are good at is rape. Stupid indians

Unknown said...

hey KOKIES........read the labels on your clothes and garments; theres over 1 billion of us n if you do your research to analyze history, you will discover that many of todays cultural products such as food, ingredients, medicine, technology etc descend from ancient Indian (and African) culture; before "white" people or the ancient babylonian british/roman empire decided to rape, torture, beat, murder, kill us with mass murder, genocide and slavery; us Indians were doing fine in our 'stupid country'.......you should educate yourself, if all we did was rape, there would be over 1 million rape incidents every single day and most of todays stores would not have much for you to purchase, next time you buy some clothes thank our 'stupid country'

Anonymous said...

Well done my friend
I can hold up my head as Indian now.

Anonymous said...

Well Done Kuddy, Good slap on the face of Kokiez

Anonymous said...

We are indians and vijay mallya is not india ok teri m

Anonymous said...

We are indians and vijay mallya is not india ok teri m

Anonymous said...

Yeah its a very old joke
And
Hey guys this guy named kokiez seems to be brainless.
Why should we even bother to reply him? he's not worth doing it

Anonymous said...

Hes a douche.Probably his mom raped him,so he has started to think everthing revolves around rape.

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Unknown said...

Oh are you sure we are good at rape was it nice last time when you got raped

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